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jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey


I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let loose and try to prank people

wow, maybe he left them because he couldn’t

Carrey them all Jimself

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"I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen."

John Steinbeck (via inspirart)

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Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

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When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like


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I took another short time-lapse of the dissipating storm today. It’s a little dark and the compression kind of knackered it but watching the clouds at this speed amazes me every time! The video is much smoother and nicer!

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me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?


it’s late and i really just need a hug or a shit load of vodka

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velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

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